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....of the who you would want to party with - just ahead of Dennis Rodman! Isn't this great, the rest of the Giant team is working out, while Plaxico and Shockey work on their "party-skill set"!

 

 

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Jeremy Shockey. The New York Giants’ tight end is guaranteed to show anyone a good time. You’d be drawn in by Shockey’s redneckish, larger-than-life personality. Events for the evening might include crushing beer cans on your skull, smoking cigarettes Shockey rolled, making fun of vulnerable people and picking up tattooed Hooters girls named Charlene.
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....of the who you would want to party with - just ahead of Dennis Rodman! Isn't this great, the rest of the Giant team is working out, while Plaxico and Shockey work on their "party-skill set"!

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:rock:

 

1 - John Daly.

2 - Michael Jordan.

3 - Jeremy Shockey.

 

He is in the same League as Michael Jordan

:rock:

 

 

picking up tattooed Hooters girls named Charlene.
:LMAO:
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Guest Lockhart
:rock:

 

1 - John Daly.

2 - Michael Jordan.

3 - Jeremy Shockey.

 

He is in the same League as Michael Jordan

:rock:

:LMAO:

 

 

Yes, and the others on the list are alchoholics or retired - how fitting for Shockey to be associated with them as he remains poolside in Miami while his Giant teammates workout in NJ - Thanks Jeremy!

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:clap::P:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

Too good to be true! Where do you find this stuff, Lockhart?! What a rep this clown has down on the South Beach circuit!

Any minute now we can expect the Shockey groupies to tell us he was voted to the Pro Bowl. . .

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:clap::P:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

Too good to be true! Where do you find this stuff, Lockhart?! What a rep this clown has down on the South Beach circuit!

Any minute now we can expect the Shockey groupies to tell us he was voted to the Pro Bowl. . .

 

 

To be reanked ahead of Dennis rodman in Miami is saying something - Rodman is legendary for closing multiple bars insouth Beach - apparently Shockey is getting the better of him!

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To be reanked ahead of Dennis rodman in Miami is saying something - Rodman is legendary for closing multiple bars insouth Beach - apparently Shockey is getting the better of him!
That's a tough hill to climb. If and until TO White can sleep with Madonna, wear a wedding dress, and cover his body with tattoos and piercings, he'll always be number two.
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That's a tough hill to climb. If and until TO White can sleep with Madonna, wear a wedding dress, and cover his body with tattoos and piercings, he'll always be number two.

 

 

He already has the Tatoos and piercings - Tara Reid is the "Madonna stand-in". The wedding dress look should be coming at any time, as we know he attends many fashion shows..............along with Rodman and Lizzie.

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Fab Four Sportswrath members we’d love to see play in traffic

Thursday, April 6, 2006

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By Gazette Sports

 

(1) Lockhart - The 14-year-old can slam a 12 shirley tempels faster than a nosebledd and say "man meat yum"— and he still manages to stay competitive playing dungeons and dragons. Assplay, leaching off mom and dad, X-box, schockey and loose men are the only things on lockharts mind, and even if he’s not doing those things well, he’s doing them with reckless abandon. No stranger to an anal beads-induced coma, lockhart didn’t just stumble into the gay pride Hall of Fame — he drunkenly smashed in through a window, shirtless and reeking of Old man ass

 

(2) Floyd the barber. FB would treat you to an evening of ass. Sporting designer strapons more expensive than last year’s tuition, you’d likely end up in some swanky, intimately lit gay bar, surrounded by sexy chip and dales offering scotch on the rocks while cigar smoke circled your head and you gambled the evening away on the possability of contracting aides

 

 

(3) Nosebleed - The New York MANBLA chapters tight end is guaranteed to show any youn boy a good time. You’d be drawn in by Nosebleed redneckish, larger-than-life ingroance. Events for the evening might include crushing beer cans into your colon, smoking virginial slims cigarettes, making fun of vulnerable people and picking up tattooed bikers named Butch.

 

 

(4) nutty sack- Wedding gown. leather vests. Licking a cameraman in the junk. Nosebleed. Double Team with lockhart. The MAMLBA king has done it all, and he’s as adventurous as partiers come. After a night with nutty, chances are you’ll wake up in a Super 8 motel room not remembering the last 12 hours. Your balls will be pierced and you’ll be covered in tattoos and larg amount of astro glide will be expressed from you ass.

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Fab Four Sportswrath members we’d love to see play in traffic

Thursday, April 6, 2006

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By Gazette Sports

 

(1) Lockhart - The 14-year-old can slam a 12 shirley tempels faster than a nosebledd and say "man meat yum"— and he still manages to stay competitive playing dungeons and dragons. Assplay, leaching off mom and dad, X-box, schockey and loose men are the only things on lockharts mind, and even if he’s not doing those things well, he’s doing them with reckless abandon. No stranger to an anal beads-induced coma, lockhart didn’t just stumble into the gay pride Hall of Fame — he drunkenly smashed in through a window, shirtless and reeking of Old man ass

 

(2) Floyd the barber. FB would treat you to an evening of ass. Sporting designer strapons more expensive than last year’s tuition, you’d likely end up in some swanky, intimately lit gay bar, surrounded by sexy chip and dales offering scotch on the rocks while cigar smoke circled your head and you gambled the evening away on the possability of contracting aides

 

 

(3) Nosebleed - The New York MANBLA chapters tight end is guaranteed to show any youn boy a good time. You’d be drawn in by Nosebleed redneckish, larger-than-life ingroance. Events for the evening might include crushing beer cans into your colon, smoking virginial slims cigarettes, making fun of vulnerable people and picking up tattooed bikers named Butch.

 

 

(4) nutty sack- Wedding gown. leather vests. Licking a cameraman in the junk. Nosebleed. Double Team with lockhart. The MAMLBA king has done it all, and he’s as adventurous as partiers come. After a night with nutty, chances are you’ll wake up in a Super 8 motel room not remembering the last 12 hours. Your balls will be pierced and you’ll be covered in tattoos and larg amount of astro glide will be expressed from you ass.

 

Ok Im going to have to see a link on this one :LMAO:

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cancer, please find a worthwhile target, like the author of this thread

 

 

You sound like a real nice guy.

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Guest Lockhart

Once Jeremy sees this list , he will strive to be number one - a few more tattoos and some earrings should do it.

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Once Jeremy sees this list , he will strive to be number one - a few more tattoos and some earrings should do it.

HA HA HA...

 

good one lockhart....

 

I bet your dreaming of shockey with a prince albert...

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HA HA HA...

 

good one lockhart....

 

I bet your dreaming of shockey with a prince albert...

 

 

No, everytime I think of Shockey I see him dropping the pass in the end zone to lose the playoff game to SF.

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