Guest Lockhart Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 ....of the who you would want to party with - just ahead of Dennis Rodman! Isn't this great, the rest of the Giant team is working out, while Plaxico and Shockey work on their "party-skill set"! ShockeyPartyBoy excerpt: Jeremy Shockey. The New York Giants’ tight end is guaranteed to show anyone a good time. You’d be drawn in by Shockey’s redneckish, larger-than-life personality. Events for the evening might include crushing beer cans on your skull, smoking cigarettes Shockey rolled, making fun of vulnerable people and picking up tattooed Hooters girls named Charlene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK-Giantsfan Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 thanks for the usual constructive thread Lockjaw..... have you not got anything better to do ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nutty Sack Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Let's not forget though that he's an All Pro and has played in the Pro Bowl !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyoneli Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Let's not forget though that he's an All Pro and has played in the Pro Bowl !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not to be confused with the FAG 4 bathing in a toilet bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 ....of the who you would want to party with - just ahead of Dennis Rodman! Isn't this great, the rest of the Giant team is working out, while Plaxico and Shockey work on their "party-skill set"! ShockeyPartyBoy excerpt: 1 - John Daly. 2 - Michael Jordan. 3 - Jeremy Shockey. He is in the same League as Michael Jordan picking up tattooed Hooters girls named Charlene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 1 - John Daly. 2 - Michael Jordan. 3 - Jeremy Shockey. He is in the same League as Michael Jordan Yes, and the others on the list are alchoholics or retired - how fitting for Shockey to be associated with them as he remains poolside in Miami while his Giant teammates workout in NJ - Thanks Jeremy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 1 - John Daly. 2 - Michael Jordan. 3 - Jeremy Shockey. He is in the same League as Michael Jordan #3! #3! #3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carbo Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Too good to be true! Where do you find this stuff, Lockhart?! What a rep this clown has down on the South Beach circuit! Any minute now we can expect the Shockey groupies to tell us he was voted to the Pro Bowl. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 #3! #3! #3! #3! #3! #3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Too good to be true! Where do you find this stuff, Lockhart?! What a rep this clown has down on the South Beach circuit! Any minute now we can expect the Shockey groupies to tell us he was voted to the Pro Bowl. . . To be reanked ahead of Dennis rodman in Miami is saying something - Rodman is legendary for closing multiple bars insouth Beach - apparently Shockey is getting the better of him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carbo Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 To be reanked ahead of Dennis rodman in Miami is saying something - Rodman is legendary for closing multiple bars insouth Beach - apparently Shockey is getting the better of him!That's a tough hill to climb. If and until TO White can sleep with Madonna, wear a wedding dress, and cover his body with tattoos and piercings, he'll always be number two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 That's a tough hill to climb. If and until TO White can sleep with Madonna, wear a wedding dress, and cover his body with tattoos and piercings, he'll always be number two. He already has the Tatoos and piercings - Tara Reid is the "Madonna stand-in". The wedding dress look should be coming at any time, as we know he attends many fashion shows..............along with Rodman and Lizzie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeMesiS Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Oh look, more gossip references from the fag4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Fab Four Sportswrath members we’d love to see play in traffic Thursday, April 6, 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Gazette Sports (1) Lockhart - The 14-year-old can slam a 12 shirley tempels faster than a nosebledd and say "man meat yum"— and he still manages to stay competitive playing dungeons and dragons. Assplay, leaching off mom and dad, X-box, schockey and loose men are the only things on lockharts mind, and even if he’s not doing those things well, he’s doing them with reckless abandon. No stranger to an anal beads-induced coma, lockhart didn’t just stumble into the gay pride Hall of Fame — he drunkenly smashed in through a window, shirtless and reeking of Old man ass (2) Floyd the barber. FB would treat you to an evening of ass. Sporting designer strapons more expensive than last year’s tuition, you’d likely end up in some swanky, intimately lit gay bar, surrounded by sexy chip and dales offering scotch on the rocks while cigar smoke circled your head and you gambled the evening away on the possability of contracting aides (3) Nosebleed - The New York MANBLA chapters tight end is guaranteed to show any youn boy a good time. You’d be drawn in by Nosebleed redneckish, larger-than-life ingroance. Events for the evening might include crushing beer cans into your colon, smoking virginial slims cigarettes, making fun of vulnerable people and picking up tattooed bikers named Butch. (4) nutty sack- Wedding gown. leather vests. Licking a cameraman in the junk. Nosebleed. Double Team with lockhart. The MAMLBA king has done it all, and he’s as adventurous as partiers come. After a night with nutty, chances are you’ll wake up in a Super 8 motel room not remembering the last 12 hours. Your balls will be pierced and you’ll be covered in tattoos and larg amount of astro glide will be expressed from you ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Fab Four Sportswrath members we’d love to see play in traffic Thursday, April 6, 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Gazette Sports (1) Lockhart - The 14-year-old can slam a 12 shirley tempels faster than a nosebledd and say "man meat yum"— and he still manages to stay competitive playing dungeons and dragons. Assplay, leaching off mom and dad, X-box, schockey and loose men are the only things on lockharts mind, and even if he’s not doing those things well, he’s doing them with reckless abandon. No stranger to an anal beads-induced coma, lockhart didn’t just stumble into the gay pride Hall of Fame — he drunkenly smashed in through a window, shirtless and reeking of Old man ass (2) Floyd the barber. FB would treat you to an evening of ass. Sporting designer strapons more expensive than last year’s tuition, you’d likely end up in some swanky, intimately lit gay bar, surrounded by sexy chip and dales offering scotch on the rocks while cigar smoke circled your head and you gambled the evening away on the possability of contracting aides (3) Nosebleed - The New York MANBLA chapters tight end is guaranteed to show any youn boy a good time. You’d be drawn in by Nosebleed redneckish, larger-than-life ingroance. Events for the evening might include crushing beer cans into your colon, smoking virginial slims cigarettes, making fun of vulnerable people and picking up tattooed bikers named Butch. (4) nutty sack- Wedding gown. leather vests. Licking a cameraman in the junk. Nosebleed. Double Team with lockhart. The MAMLBA king has done it all, and he’s as adventurous as partiers come. After a night with nutty, chances are you’ll wake up in a Super 8 motel room not remembering the last 12 hours. Your balls will be pierced and you’ll be covered in tattoos and larg amount of astro glide will be expressed from you ass. Ok Im going to have to see a link on this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyoneli Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Ok Im going to have to see a link on this one Let's see who goes crying to the Mods now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Let's see who goes crying to the Mods now. Your going to get banned for a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlesShowMeTheWay Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I don't see the problem with living it up. Don't you FAB 4 guys ever party or are you much too absorbed with your "message" to this message board? Give the guy a break, he's the 2nd best TE in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gspotter Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 cancer, please find a worthwhile target, like the author of this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nutty Sack Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 cancer, please find a worthwhile target, like the author of this thread You sound like a real nice guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmiwinks Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 cancer, please find a worthwhile target, like the author of this thread He is the author of this thread...He and Locknuts are one in the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gspotter Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 If only I could wish it to be true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Once Jeremy sees this list , he will strive to be number one - a few more tattoos and some earrings should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Once Jeremy sees this list , he will strive to be number one - a few more tattoos and some earrings should do it. HA HA HA... good one lockhart.... I bet your dreaming of shockey with a prince albert... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 HA HA HA... good one lockhart.... I bet your dreaming of shockey with a prince albert... No, everytime I think of Shockey I see him dropping the pass in the end zone to lose the playoff game to SF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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