Giants QB Eli Manning named as one of NFL's most overrated by SI players' poll

[JackStroud]

Settle down, Jack. I'm half your size and I bet I can kick your ass

 

ive got a hell of a left Nas.....im a lefty

 

 

I've hit a golf ball 400yds uphill

 

and once knocked a 230 lb guy 10 ft airborne into a wall with the left uppercut

 

it was one of those one punch fights where he would not leave my date alone and when warned told me I was not man enough to hit him

 

he was not able to get off another sentence

 

thankfully he lived

 

the funniest was the guy in the village who thought I was too drunk to resist his appeal for my wallet

 

I turned him upside down and deposited him head 1st down in one of those basement apts staircases

I dont know if that one survived

 

I was too drunk to look

 

the things we do for love and wallet

[Nas]

ive got a hell of a left Nas.....im a lefty

 

 

I've hit a golf ball 400yds uphill

 

and once knocked a 230 lb guy 10 ft airborne into a wall with the left uppercut

 

it was one of those one punch fights where he would not leave my date alone and when warned told me I was not man enough to hit him

 

he was not able to get off another sentence

 

thankfully he lived

 

the funniest was the guy in the village who thought I was too drunk to resist his appeal for my wallet

 

I turned him upside down and deposited him head 1st down in one of those basement apts staircases

I dont know if that one survived

 

I was too drunk to look

 

the things we do for love and wallet

 

Damn Jack, I might just have to fight you while riding my camel. Kindda like a true Arabian knight taking on the American nut job

[Bigblue25]

most of the players that accounted for this poll were probably third stringers on the St Louis Rams

 

 

[Tempest]

So 17 NFL players thing Eli Manning is overrated. Eli is going to have a hard time sleeping with all the worrying he is going to do thinking about these 17 players.

[BronxRik]

Yeehah, another message board brawl.

Is this one going to take place under a tree near an elementary school on Staten Island as well?

Will it be gloves or no gloves?

Will the Warriors come out to play?

Will the victor take a Natty Ice shower?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Mr. P]

[JMFP]

ive got a hell of a left Nas.....im a lefty

 

 

I've hit a golf ball 400yds uphill

 

and once knocked a 230 lb guy 10 ft airborne into a wall with the left uppercut

 

it was one of those one punch fights where he would not leave my date alone and when warned told me I was not man enough to hit him

 

he was not able to get off another sentence

 

thankfully he lived

 

the funniest was the guy in the village who thought I was too drunk to resist his appeal for my wallet

 

I turned him upside down and deposited him head 1st down in one of those basement apts staircases

I dont know if that one survived

 

I was too drunk to look

 

the things we do for love and wallet

 

 

I nominate this post for the Hall of Fame.

[Sephiroth]

I nominate this post for the Hall of Fame.

 

The guys he hit lived in Bay Head though... and looked like this:

 

[Mr. P]

I nominate this post for the Hall of Fame.

 

[JackStroud]

Eli had an up and down year

 

no one but DJ Ware earned a paycheck this year

 

10-6 against losing teams wow

[Guest StrahansGap]

ive got a hell of a left Nas.....im a lefty

 

 

I've hit a golf ball 400yds uphill

 

and once knocked a 230 lb guy 10 ft airborne into a wall with the left uppercut

 

it was one of those one punch fights where he would not leave my date alone and when warned told me I was not man enough to hit him

 

he was not able to get off another sentence

 

thankfully he lived

 

the funniest was the guy in the village who thought I was too drunk to resist his appeal for my wallet

 

I turned him upside down and deposited him head 1st down in one of those basement apts staircases

I dont know if that one survived

 

I was too drunk to look

 

the things we do for love and wallet

 

 

 

Jack, how drunk were you when you posted this? Lord, were you born a Ramblin' Man?

[Nas]

I nominate this post for the Hall of Fame.

 

And with this post, I hearby nominate you Joemorris4prez for the sportswrath hall of fame

[boohyah]

Why would anyone claim hitting a golf ball uphill as a feat of strength. Wouldn't that be more a feat of stupidity?

 

 

Hey everyone, I once swam a mile against the current by choice!

[Nas]

Why would anyone claim hitting a golf ball uphill as a feat of strength. Wouldn't that be more a feat of stupidity?

 

 

Hey everyone, I once swam a mile against the current by choice!

 

Jack:

 

[Guest StrahansGap]

[RandolphScott]

ive got a hell of a left Nas.....im a lefty

 

 

I've hit a golf ball 400yds uphill

 

and once knocked a 230 lb guy 10 ft airborne into a wall with the left uppercut

 

it was one of those one punch fights where he would not leave my date alone and when warned told me I was not man enough to hit him

 

he was not able to get off another sentence

 

thankfully he lived

 

the funniest was the guy in the village who thought I was too drunk to resist his appeal for my wallet

 

I turned him upside down and deposited him head 1st down in one of those basement apts staircases

I dont know if that one survived

 

I was too drunk to look

 

the things we do for love and wallet

 

 

This may be the single greatest post in Sportswrath history.

 

Bravo, Jack...Bravo.

 

[RandolphScott]

Jack:

 

 

Charlton Heston?

[Herc]

yeah seriously i must've missed that post back in october lol great stuff jack

[Storm]

yeah seriously i must've missed that post back in october lol great stuff jack

 

Unfortunately I don't see anything about finding the best sandwiches, though....

[Nas]

Charlton Heston?

 

Moses

[Treehugger]

I'm with Storm; great post indeed but not quite enough to beat out "best sammiches" or "he came in my face" for top spot on the all-time list.