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.............after a few post-lunch "brewskies" our two heros get into full football mode - the XBox-360 is revved up for a good 2 and half hours of spirited play. Plaxico can already see theimprovement in his game, as he regularly registers 7 or 8 catches a game in "Madden"! A quick afternoon dip in the pool is followed by a quick battle nap.....................................

 

 

Around 6 our two heros awake to a call from Rosie O'donnell and she a few "friends" plan to attend a "fashion" show in South Beach - the boys decline as Rosenhaus has plans for the boys tonight..........

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Around 6 our two heros awake to a call from Rosie O'donnell and she a few "friends" plan to attend a "fashion" show in South Beach - the boys decline as Rosenhaus has plans for the boys tonight..........

I'm confused. Do I like Barney or hate Barney today? Someone help me. I can't remember. :doh::clap:

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Around 6 our two heros awake to a call from Rosie O'donnell and she a few "friends" plan to attend a "fashion" show in South Beach - the boys decline as Rosenhaus has plans for the boys tonight..........

 

 

 

 

 

Whatever, but the bottom line is that the Giants will NOT get Burress or Moss. Mara will want nothing to do with Moss and Burress' comments after the Steeler's playoff loss eliminated him as a choice for Mara. Mogve on because neither of these guys will be Giants.

 

Your a Joke

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.........it's 7:15PM and the phone rings - they see its Eli calling from New Jersey - they don't answer and discuss what time it is in New jersey versus Florida - they think NJ time is several hours ahead of them. They listen to Eli's message:

 

"C'mon guys - I'll do that funny dance that gets you laughing..............Gee Willickers, how am I going to beat my big brother with you two in Florida (Shockey and Plaxico laughing hysterically), I'll pay you"

 

Both Plaxico and Shockey reach for the phone..................................

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.........it's 7:15PM and the phone rings - they see its Eli calling from New Jersey - they don't answer and discuss what time it is in New jersey versus Florida - they think NJ time is several hours ahead of them. They listen to Eli's message:

 

"C'mon guys - I'll do that funny dance that gets you laughing..............Gee Willickers, how am I going to beat my big brother with you two in Florida (Shockey and Plaxico laughing hysterically), I'll pay you"

 

Both Plaxico and Shockey reach for the phone..................................

 

 

Whatever, but the bottom line is that the Giants will NOT get Burress or Moss. Mara will want nothing to do with Moss and Burress' comments after the Steeler's playoff loss eliminated him as a choice for Mara. Mogve on because neither of these guys will be Giants.
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Whatever, but the bottom line is that the Giants will NOT get Burress or Moss. Mara will want nothing to do with Moss and Burress' comments after the Steeler's playoff loss eliminated him as a choice for Mara. Mogve on because neither of these guys will be Giants.

 

Again the FAB 4 were exactly right, yet Accorsi again made a mistake. Plaxico became another cancer on the team. His behavior deteriorated badly during the 2005 season and as John Mara kept glaring at Accorsi in the owner's box while Plaxico was pouting on the filed, for making such a bad move, Plaxico's play got worse as the season wore on - just as it had in Pittsburgh. The worst came in the playoff game, when Plaxico quit on the team and Eli, ending up with zero receptions - he then pulled a "TO", and skipped the final team meeting.

 

The FAB 4 told Accorsi what the correct course of action was, but again he ignored our superior knowledge of the game. Now the Giants have TWO players that refuse to work out with the team - things are getting worse, not better.

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Again the FAB 4 were exactly right, yet Accorsi again made a mistake. Plaxico became another cancer on the team. His behavior deteriorated badly during the 2005 season and as John Mara kept glaring at Accorsi in the owner's box while Plaxico was pouting on the filed, for making such a bad move, Plaxico's play got worse as the season wore on - just as it had in Pittsburgh. The worst came in the playoff game, when Plaxico quit on the team and Eli, ending up with zero receptions - he then pulled a "TO", and skipped the final team meeting.

 

The FAB 4 told Accorsi what the correct course of action was, but again he ignored our superior knowledge of the game. Now the Giants have TWO players that refuse to work out with the team - things are getting worse, not better.

 

Whatever, but the bottom line is that the Giants will NOT get Burress or Moss. Mara will want nothing to do with Moss and Burress' comments after the Steeler's playoff loss eliminated him as a choice for Mara. Mogve on because neither of these guys will be Giants.

 

No it said they wont be Giants try another lie to cover up you bull shit

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Again the FAB 4 were exactly right, yet Accorsi again made a mistake. Plaxico became another cancer on the team. His behavior deteriorated badly during the 2005 season and as John Mara kept glaring at Accorsi in the owner's box while Plaxico was pouting on the filed, for making such a bad move, Plaxico's play got worse as the season wore on - just as it had in Pittsburgh. The worst came in the playoff game, when Plaxico quit on the team and Eli, ending up with zero receptions - he then pulled a "TO", and skipped the final team meeting.

 

The FAB 4 told Accorsi what the correct course of action was, but again he ignored our superior knowledge of the game. Now the Giants have TWO players that refuse to work out with the team - things are getting worse, not better.

 

That seems to be a problem with your clout w/ the FO wouldn't you say? All the meetings and time at the stadium gone to waste.

 

They don't pay attention to you do they? I knew it.

 

Better yet you lie all the time don't you? I thought so.

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Again the FAB 4 were exactly right, yet Accorsi again made a mistake. Plaxico became another cancer on the team. His behavior deteriorated badly during the 2005 season and as John Mara kept glaring at Accorsi in the owner's box while Plaxico was pouting on the filed, for making such a bad move, Plaxico's play got worse as the season wore on - just as it had in Pittsburgh. The worst came in the playoff game, when Plaxico quit on the team and Eli, ending up with zero receptions - he then pulled a "TO", and skipped the final team meeting.

 

The FAB 4 told Accorsi what the correct course of action was, but again he ignored our superior knowledge of the game. Now the Giants have TWO players that refuse to work out with the team - things are getting worse, not better.

 

 

the day we signed Plax. posters over on the Steelers board were laughing...the one thing i read repeatively was the fact that this guy fades as the season goes on, and becomes a non-factor come post season...

 

in his first season as a NYG he certainly lived up to his rep.

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Again the FAB 4 were exactly right, yet Accorsi again made a mistake. Plaxico became another cancer on the team. His behavior deteriorated badly during the 2005 season and as John Mara kept glaring at Accorsi in the owner's box while Plaxico was pouting on the filed, for making such a bad move, Plaxico's play got worse as the season wore on - just as it had in Pittsburgh. The worst came in the playoff game, when Plaxico quit on the team and Eli, ending up with zero receptions - he then pulled a "TO", and skipped the final team meeting.

 

The FAB 4 told Accorsi what the correct course of action was, but again he ignored our superior knowledge of the game. Now the Giants have TWO players that refuse to work out with the team - things are getting worse, not better.

I think the FAG 4 told that to Accorsi's chair as they were cleaning his office one night. :LMAO:

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the day we signed Plax. posters over on the Steelers board were laughing...the one thing i read repeatively was the fact that this guy fades as the season goes on, and becomes a non-factor come post season...

 

in his first season as a NYG he certainly lived up to his rep.

Hey Barney, you've still got some egg on your face. Have lockfag wipe it off for you. :LMAO:

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No - the fool is the nimrod that believes Shockey's hype, ignores his deteriorating health, ability on the field, and number of dropped passes, plus the rise of other TEs like Witten and Cooley. Shockey is yesterday's news and a figment of his own imagination. Each season he talks a good game, then disappoints on the field. Considering the money his agent Rosenhaus will be asking for in the very near future, the Giants should do what Belichick and the Patriots would do for a marginal player asking for big bucks - tell him not to let the door hit him in the a/ss.

 

Wow-another FAB 4 prediction that was right on the mark. Shockey refuses to work out with Eli in 2005, and runs out of gas in late October, disappearing in the last half of the season. Just as we predicted he started acting up and playing worse. His playoff game appearance was abysmal and ended what was a terrible last half of the season. He stayed in Miami in 2005, and when the opposing defenses made adjustements, there was no chemistry or coordination between Eli and Shockey/Plaxico in making adjustments.

 

 

Does Shockey learn his lesson? NO

 

Again in 2006, he is blowing off his teammates and the Giants - refusing to leave his little Miami world, thus eliminating any chance for Eli to get more comfortable with his receivers.

 

 

 

 

Thankfully, Eli has finally seen the light and realizes he cannot let these two malcontents bring him and the Giants down - he is moving forward with those that WANT to get better and DO show up in NJ. He is moving on in the passing game as if Shockey will not be there - same with Plaxico. If they show up for camp - okay. Still, he will develop with those this off season he can trust - those that show up for workouts.

 

 

The FAB 4 raised the alarm last season as to the results of Shockey's absence - we were right and now it is happening all over again - this time Plaxico is also absent. No other QB in the NFL has two of his starting receivers stiffing him like Eli does on the Giants - someone needs to take control.

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Again the FAB 4 were exactly right, yet Accorsi again made a mistake. Plaxico became another cancer on the team. His behavior deteriorated badly during the 2005 season and as John Mara kept glaring at Accorsi in the owner's box while Plaxico was pouting on the filed, for making such a bad move, Plaxico's play got worse as the season wore on - just as it had in Pittsburgh. The worst came in the playoff game, when Plaxico quit on the team and Eli, ending up with zero receptions - he then pulled a "TO", and skipped the final team meeting.

 

The FAB 4 told Accorsi what the correct course of action was, but again he ignored our superior knowledge of the game. Now the Giants have TWO players that refuse to work out with the team - things are getting worse, not better.

please explain how a team that went 11-5 regular season, and Plax had one of his best seasons, maybe even his best thus far, could be considered a "cancer".

 

Curious how It's Mannings fault we suck one day and then Plax and shockey are killing the team another.

 

 

so in short is it Plax's fault he sucked at the end of last year or it because Manning stinks and has no skills...

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Wow-another FAB 4 prediction that was right on the mark. Shockey refuses to work out with Eli in 2005, and runs out of gas in late October, disappearing in the last half of the season. Just as we predicted he started acting up and playing worse. His playoff game appearance was abysmal and ended what was a terrible last half of the season. He stayed in Miami in 2005, and when the opposing defenses made adjustements, there was no chemistry or coordination between Eli and Shockey/Plaxico in making adjustments.

Does Shockey learn his lesson? NO

 

Again in 2006, he is blowing off his teammates and the Giants - refusing to leave his little Miami world, thus eliminating any chance for Eli to get more comfortable with his receivers.

Thankfully, Eli has finally seen the light and realizes he cannot let these two malcontents bring him and the Giants down - he is moving forward with those that WANT to get better and DO show up in NJ. He is moving on in the passing game as if Shockey will not be there - same with Plaxico. If they show up for camp - okay. Still, he will develop with those this off season he can trust - those that show up for workouts.

The FAB 4 raised the alarm last season as to the results of Shockey's absence - we were right and now it is happening all over again - this time Plaxico is also absent. No other QB in the NFL has two of his starting receivers stiffing him like Eli does on the Giants - someone needs to take control.

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please explain how a team that went 11-5 regular season, and Plax had one of his best seasons, maybe even his best thus far, could be considered a "cancer".

 

Curious how It's Mannings fault we suck one day and then Plax and shockey are killing the team another.

so in short is it Plax's fault he sucked at the end of last year or it because Manning stinks and has no skills...

 

 

NO, Eli was horrible the last half of the sesaon, but so was Shockey and Plaxico. While Eli was struggling, they ran out of gas - poor conditioning due to their little Miami adventure. The passing game was all but gone from Halloween on as all three were bad. The Giants were 11-5 due to a very easy schedule, Tiki and a strong defense for most of the season before the injuries. Tiki was the Giant offense - without him the Giants are 6-10 or worse. Eli was lost, and Shockey and Plaxico disappeared. Do these two try to get better NO - they stay in Miami 700 miles away from their teammates, coaches and training facility.

coughlin and Eli asked Shockey and Plaxico specifically to attend these offseason workouts - they both refused and Plaxico goes so far as to skip the last team meeting and the first of this year - that is the definition ofa team cancer.

 

The chemistry for the Giant passing game was never completely ther in 2005 - early on it was successful but as defenses adjusted, Eli and his receivers (except for Toomer, who DID work out with Eli last off season) could never counter adjust - that only come sthrough repetition. Many of you can make excuses for Plaxico and Shockey, but noone buys it anymore other than other Shockeyites and Plaxicons. Sad, very sad.

 

Just watch the Colts September 10th. That is a recieving coprs and QB that do work together all offseason. The disparity between the Giant and Colt passing game will be enormous. One works as a unit - the other can't be bothered to workout

 

It is great to see all our predictions form 2005 - they were all right on the mark - you girls whined then, but now know we were correct.

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NO, Eli was horrible the last half of the sesaon, but so was Shockey and Plaxico. While Eli was struggling, they ran out of gas - poor conditioning due to their little Miami adventure. The passing game was all but gone from Halloween on as all three were bad. The Giants were 11-5 due to a very easy schedule, Tiki and a strong defense for most of the season before the injuries. Tiki was the Giant offense - without him the Giants are 6-10 or worse. Eli was lost, and Shockey and Plaxico disappeared. Do these two try to get better NO - they stay in Miami 700 miles away from their teammates, coaches and training facility.

coughlin and Eli asked Shockey and Plaxico specifically to attend these offseason workouts - they both refused and Plaxico goes so far as to skip the last team meeting and the first of this year - that is the definition ofa team cancer.

 

The chemistry for the Giant passing game was never completely ther in 2005 - early on it was successful but as defenses adjusted, Eli and his receivers (except for Toomer, who DID work out with Eli last off season) could never counter adjust - that only come sthrough repetition. Many of you can make excuses for Plaxico and Shockey, but noone buys it anymore other than other Shockeyites and Plaxicons. Sad, very sad.

 

Just watch the Colts September 10th. That is a recieving coprs and QB that do work together all offseason. The disparity between the Giant and Colt passing game will be enormous. One works as a unit - the other can't be bothered to workout

 

It is great to see all our predictions form 2005 - they were all right on the mark - you girls whined then, but now know we were correct.

 

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NO, Eli was horrible the last half of the sesaon, but so was Shockey and Plaxico. While Eli was struggling, they ran out of gas - poor conditioning due to their little Miami adventure. The passing game was all but gone from Halloween on as all three were bad. The Giants were 11-5 due to a very easy schedule, Tiki and a strong defense for most of the season before the injuries. Tiki was the Giant offense - without him the Giants are 6-10 or worse. Eli was lost, and Shockey and Plaxico disappeared. Do these two try to get better NO - they stay in Miami 700 miles away from their teammates, coaches and training facility.

coughlin and Eli asked Shockey and Plaxico specifically to attend these offseason workouts - they both refused and Plaxico goes so far as to skip the last team meeting and the first of this year - that is the definition ofa team cancer.

 

The chemistry for the Giant passing game was never completely ther in 2005 - early on it was successful but as defenses adjusted, Eli and his receivers (except for Toomer, who DID work out with Eli last off season) could never counter adjust - that only come sthrough repetition. Many of you can make excuses for Plaxico and Shockey, but noone buys it anymore other than other Shockeyites and Plaxicons. Sad, very sad.

 

Just watch the Colts September 10th. That is a recieving coprs and QB that do work together all offseason. The disparity between the Giant and Colt passing game will be enormous. One works as a unit - the other can't be bothered to workout

 

very well put...but it wont get through...facts and likely scenarios do not phase this bunch...they would rather exsist in there cartoon like world

It is great to see all our predictions form 2005 - they were all right on the mark - you girls whined then, but now know we were correct.

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I'm just grateful that the closest the FAG 4 get to the Giants front office is cleaning their offices and toilets. What a bunch of hateful, bitter, ignorant idiots. They know nothing about the Giants. Just cause they go to visit training camp, they think that makes them experts. Experts at buffoonery is all.

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very well put...but it wont get through...facts and likely scenarios do not phase this bunch...they would rather exsist in there cartoon like world

It is great to see all our predictions form 2005 - they were all right on the mark - you girls whined then, but now know we were correct.

 

 

They were completely wrong last year and still seem reasonably happy, they are a perfect of example of "ignorance is bliss". Their defense of Shockey is getting weaker and more transparent as even the media is beginning to pile on those two malcontents in Miami. No professionalism at all in those two.

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NO, Eli was horrible the last half of the sesaon, but so was Shockey and Plaxico. While Eli was struggling, they ran out of gas - poor conditioning due to their little Miami adventure. The passing game was all but gone from Halloween on as all three were bad. The Giants were 11-5 due to a very easy schedule, Tiki and a strong defense for most of the season before the injuries. Tiki was the Giant offense - without him the Giants are 6-10 or worse. Eli was lost, and Shockey and Plaxico disappeared. Do these two try to get better NO - they stay in Miami 700 miles away from their teammates, coaches and training facility.

coughlin and Eli asked Shockey and Plaxico specifically to attend these offseason workouts - they both refused and Plaxico goes so far as to skip the last team meeting and the first of this year - that is the definition ofa team cancer.

 

The chemistry for the Giant passing game was never completely ther in 2005 - early on it was successful but as defenses adjusted, Eli and his receivers (except for Toomer, who DID work out with Eli last off season) could never counter adjust - that only come sthrough repetition. Many of you can make excuses for Plaxico and Shockey, but noone buys it anymore other than other Shockeyites and Plaxicons. Sad, very sad.

 

Just watch the Colts September 10th. That is a recieving coprs and QB that do work together all offseason. The disparity between the Giant and Colt passing game will be enormous. One works as a unit - the other can't be bothered to workout

 

It is great to see all our predictions form 2005 - they were all right on the mark - you girls whined then, but now know we were correct.

Strenght of shedual is complete bullshit:

 

1 Houston Texans 2-14 .535

2 New Orleans Saints 3-13 .523

3 Tennessee Titans 4-12 .512

4 New York Jets 4-12 .527

5 Green Bay Packers 4-12 .531

6 San Francisco 49ers 4-12 .539

7 Oakland Raiders 4-12 .539

8 Buffalo Bills 5-11 .500

9 Detroit Lions 5-11 .504

10 Arizona Cardinals 5-11 .508

11 St. Louis Rams 6-10 .484

12 Cleveland Browns 6-10 .508

13 Baltimore Ravens 6-10 .523

14 Philadelphia Eagles 6-10 .531

15 Denver Broncos (from Atlanta Falcons) 8-8 .492

16 Miami Dolphins 9-7 .457

17 Minnesota Vikings 9-7 .484

18 Dallas Cowboys 9-7 .523

19 San Diego Chargers 9-7 .559

20 Kansas City Chiefs 10-6 .504

21 New England Patriots 10-6 .508

22 Denver Broncos (from Washington Redskins) 10-6 .539

23 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11-5 .449

24 Cincinnati Bengals 11-5 .477

25 New York Giants 11-5 .492

26 Chicago Bears 11-5 .457

27 Carolina Panthers 11-5 .449

28 Jacksonville Jaguars 12-4 .465

29 New York Jets (from Denver Broncos through Atlanta Falcons) 13-3 .500

30 Indianapolis Colts 14-2 .457

31 Seattle Seahawks 13-3 .430

32 Pittsburgh Steelers 11-5 .492

 

Pittsburgh Steelers strength of schedule .492 if you look historical teams with a record over 11 wins usually have a strength of schedule under .500

 

Granted Plax should have gone to the end of the year meeting. And hell the guy was a toolbag almost the entire courting process before we signed him. The bottom line is he had over 1200 yards, and on a team which featured Tiki barber.

 

Saying the guy is a cancer as this point is speculation as best. Hoping this happens that he does start to open his mouth to the media and bash manning and the team is garbage. You guys should evaluate your tactics cause you pretty much suck.

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