Lughead Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 "The coaches are in place," Jones said emphatically during practice Dec. 26. "I've said that. How can I be any clearer?" Yesterday he fired DC Brian Stewart The first sign that Stewart could be in trouble came when reports surfaced that Phillips had taken over play-calling duties after the Cowboys' embarrassing 34-14 loss to St. Louis on Oct. 19. Phillips would neither confirm nor deny the reports, saying only that Jones asked him to become more involved with the defense. and special teams coach Bruce Read on Dec 31st Jason Garrett is the leading candidate in St.Louis he is the only candidate that actually flew to St.Louis to check out the opportunity he is there still going through a second interview. "It's part of the interview process," the St. Louis Post-Dispatch quoted Rams general manager Billy Devaney as saying. "He wanted to look at the facility. We're not close to moving on Jason Garrett. I'm not even going to say he's the leading guy." But all signs point to the Rams leaning toward hiring Garrett, including the fact none of the other finalists have visited St. Louis. oh here's a little Shockeyesque treatment from Romo And To Garrett also interviewed with Denver and Detroit in the wake of receiver Terrell Owens and quarterback Tony Romo suggesting he was out coached by Philadelphia defensive coordinator Jim Johnson in the win-or-go-home regular-season finale, won 44-6 by the Eagles If Garrett goes to St. Louis , the Cowboys could promote receivers coach Ray Sherman to offensive coordinator. Sherman is the only Dallas assistant with experience as an NFL play-caller, link behind the "Superbowl winning" Dallas Facade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nesta Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Wade's gonna try and change and be tougher, but it's too late. No players will respect Captain Cupcake. He'll be gone by the end of next year at the latest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 Wade's gonna try and change and be tougher, but it's too late. No players will respect Captain Cupcake. He'll be gone by the end of next year at the latest. Jones should talk to Gruden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Jones should talk to Gruden I'm just hoping that Shanahan doesn't land there....that has the makings of the 1990's Cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'm just hoping that Shanahan doesn't land there....that has the makings of the 1990's Cowboys. I read somewhere Shanahan does not want to coach in 09. He must really be stinging from that pink slip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I think Jones should look at Rich Kotite. How can you say you built your team unless it's clear that you had no help from your coach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Wade's gonna try and change and be tougher, but it's too late. No players will respect Captain Cupcake. He'll be gone by the end of next year at the latest. You ever watch that BANG cartoon of Jones, Wade and the Broke Backs....if you haven't its hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'm just hoping that Shanahan doesn't land there....that has the makings of the 1990's Cowboys. You ain't kidding. He looks like Ray Perkins' love child, but boy can he coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohyah Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I read somewhere Shanahan does not want to coach in 09. He must really be stinging from that pink slip I think Shanahan has enough sense to know, that Dallas simply isn't the place to go for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Patriot Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I think Shanahan has enough sense to know, that Dallas simply isn't the place to go for him.Since I hate the cowturds so much, I hope that their shit for brains owner (jones) hires Gilbride from the Giants. We can easily replace him with an intelligent OC and he, if hired by Jones, will screw them up even more than they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 Since I hate the cowturds so much, I hope that their shit for brains owner (jones) hires Gilbride from the Giants. We can easily replace him with an intelligent OC and he, if hired by Jones, will screw them up even more than they are. Hire him for what???? water boy? there are no Offensive positions open in D (yet) I heard there is fire burning in Dallas today on ESPN radio and it's not a passionate type fire.... more of a Tire fire. Fire one Fire two Fire three- “We are very pleased to have Roy Williams,” Jones said. “We saw an opportunity to get a player that can be our No. 1 receiver. … Fire four Fire five Fire six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 Hire him for what???? water boy? there are no Offensive positions open in D (yet) I heard there is fire burning in Dallas today on ESPN radio and it's not a passionate type fire.... more of a Tire fire. Fire one Fire two Fire three- "We are very pleased to have Roy Williams," Jones said. "We saw an opportunity to get a player that can be our No. 1 receiver. … Fire four Fire five Fire six LOL Trying to put out fires with a squirt gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Dallas Cowboys Will Use Michael Irvin Reality Show to Fill Roster. SeriouslyPosted Jan 22nd 2009 9:00 PM by Stephanie Stradley (author feed) Filed Under: Cowboys, NFC East, NFL Fans, NFL Media WatchThe best humor is truthful and writes itself. So, in the latest Dallas Cowboys circus news, Michael Irvin will be hosting a reality TV show this offseason that picks the last spot in Cowboys training camp. The producers behind the show "The Biggest Loser" are developing it. No details have been released on what they will make contestants do. I was going wonder whether a criminal record was required, but things have been so embarrassing for Dallas fans of late, I feel like that is piling on. I guess Jerry Jones figured that last year's HBO show, "Hard Knocks" -- which followed the team during training camp -- wasn't distracting enough. No, they need to turn their camp into a bigger joke. Given that this is *reality* programming, they will be getting Heartbreaking Story Guy, and Flashy Personality Guy, and Bad Attitude Guy, etc competing for that final spot. Making It Rain Guy likely won't make the cut. This must be reason number 5,345,598 why Bill Parcells had to get away from the Cowboys. A winning team needs a coach with clear authority and disciplined players with leadership skills. Dallas has neither. Nobody respects the coaches, and try naming any leader on this Cowboys team. This team is chaos and ridiculousness and will continue to be as long Jerry Jones continues to put marketing and his ego above putting a quality product on the field. In the history of the league, plenty of good players have come from the bottom of training camp rosters. It's hard to imagine that the reality show process is the best way to take up one of those 80 spots. Back in the day, whether you loved or hated the Cowboys, you respected their accomplishments. Lately, the Cowboy news has devolved into a daily "Kick Me" sign for their fanbase. But I guess in Jerrah's world, any news is good news. All that being said, I am totally rooting for FanHouse's Matt Snyder to make the team WTF????? LOL Jerry must be sipping on Al's koolaid I bet the guy that wins will be a Garbage man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 WTF????? LOL Jerry must be sipping on Al's koolaid I bet the guy that wins will be a Garbage man http://www.sportswrath.com/index.php?showtopic=27097 Yeah their hoping for a new QB in my opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 http://www.sportswrath.com/index.php?showtopic=27097 Yeah their hoping for a new QB in my opinion oops sorry dude but any way how dumb can they get. to think a troy aikman will crawl out of the Vally ranch sewer and lead them to a superbowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeMesiS Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 WTF????? LOL Jerry must be sipping on Al's koolaid I bet the guy that wins will be a Garbage man The local sports show are saying the method a player will be notified he is being cut. Is when the player walks to his locker and sees a miniature Michael Irvin doll, holding a pair of scissors. If the player squeezes the doll and the doll yells out "SENIORITY, BITCH!!!!' and swings the pair of scissors. Then the player has been cut. If the doll starts crying ans says "Wow, that's a Hall of Famer." Then the player lives to fights another day. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 T.O. will not be back in Dallas in '09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 Dan Reeves out from Dallas he lasted 1 day calls it quits............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxi-xxv Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 The local sports show are saying the method a player will be notified he is being cut. Is when the player walks to his locker and sees a miniature Michael Irvin doll, holding a pair of scissors. If the player squeezes the doll and the doll yells out "SENIORITY, BITCH!!!!' and swings the pair of scissors. Then the player has been cut. If the doll starts crying ans says "Wow, that's a Hall of Famer." Then the player lives to fights another day. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 They already imploded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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