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3 football fans go for a ride...


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Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking

out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a

nude female, dead drunk.

 

Out of respect and propriety, the Eagles fan took off his cap and

placed it over her right breast.

 

The Giants fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.

Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Dallas Cowboy fan

took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.

 

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted

his inspection. First, he lifted up the Eagles cap, replaced it, and

wrote down some notes.

 

Next, he lifted the Giants cap, replaced it, and wrote down some

more notes.

 

The officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, replaced it, then lifted it

again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last

time. The Cowboys fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, 'What are

you,

a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting

and looking?

 

'Well,' said the officer, 'I am simply surprised. Normally when I

look under a Dallas Cowboys hat, I find an asshole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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