Eli the comic

[Lubeck]

He's even become a guy to fear in the locker room. In the SI story, Brandon Jacobs said, "I pick up my cell phone one day and go to use it, and somebody's turned the keyboard into Spanish. I can't figure out how to fix it, so I got to one of our [Hispanic] cafeteria guys, and he fixes it. Eli comes up to me a couple of days later and says, 'So, you been practicing your Spanish?' I say, 'It was you, you son of a b----!' ... He keeps us laughing. The people on the outside don't know the real Eli.' ''

 

 

There was another article earlier in the week that said Eli died one of the Olinemens shoes purple for media day.

[Virginia Giant]

I have been reading a lot of shit like that lately. Apparently he is the biggest locker room prankster on the team. They interviewed high school coaches and said he was the same way.

[xxi-xxv]

Apparently he makes phony phone calls to them as well.

[Clarence the Blue Puppet]

Apparently he makes phony phone calls to them as well.

 

THAT'S OUR ELI!!!!

 

*Everybody laughs. Fade to black. Roll Credits*

[GreyHoodie]

THAT'S OUR ELI!!!!

 

*Everybody laughs. Fade to black. Roll Credits*

 

And this week he gets his second appearance as the quarterback for the Washington Generals.

[RandolphScott]

I remember reading during the game in London that Eli told the press that

 

"Brandon Jacobs wants to visit the Effel Tower."