Virginia Giant Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I think Tiki has been a distraction, which is why coughlin has started cutting back his work load. Luke has been mic'd for the past few games and there have been recordings of Tiki in the huddle. A few things he has been heard saying. Seahawks game "Hey guys, did you hear i'm retiring?" Bears game "I'm glad I', retiring this season". Once Tiki found out Luke was mic'd, he had his leg broke. As you see he often talks about rretiring in the huddle and it is distracting the team and they lose. It's even been rumured he now chants "Last season" when running the ball. frankly, i'm tired of Tiki holding this team back, it's time for the J Train. I mean hell if we're only gonna run 20 times anyway, may as well give it to the bruiser. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I like eggs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaNJ Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I think Tiki has been a distraction, which is why coughlin has started cutting back his work load. Luke has been mic'd for the past few games and there have been recordings of Tiki in the huddle. A few things he has been heard saying. Seahawks game "Hey guys, did you hear i'm retiring?" Bears game "I'm glad I', retiring this season". Once Tiki found out Luke was mic'd, he had his leg broke. As you see he often talks about rretiring in the huddle and it is distracting the team and they lose. It's even been rumured he now chants "Last season" when running the ball. frankly, i'm tired of Tiki holding this team back, it's time for the J Train. I mean hell if we're only gonna run 20 times anyway, may as well give it to the bruiser. Thoughts? VG have you been drinking? Tiki is the best player on the team. Next year is Jacobs turn.... I would like to see BJ get more carries a game, but Big Blue is still the Tiki Barber Show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Thoughts? I got nothing. I would like to mention that I'm tired of him saying "Fuck it, I'm retiring anyway" after his runs for 4 yards or less. The "Don't bother me, I'm retired" bumper sticker is a bit much as well. Jacobs is a bit of a showboater, and there's no room for that on the Giants. I think it's time to see what Chad Morton can do from the line of scrimmage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I got nothing. I would like to mention that I'm tired of him saying "Fuck it, I'm retiring anyway" after his runs for 4 yards or less. The "Don't bother me, I'm retired" bumper sticker is a bit much as well. Jacobs is a bit of a showboater, and there's no room for that on the Giants. I think it's time to see what Chad Morton can do from the line of scrimmage. how about the fact that he wants to eat dinner at 4pm and he takes home the bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smugiant2008 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 i just ate chipotle steak tacos and i have the hershey squirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 how about the fact that he wants to eat dinner at 4pm and he takes home the bread? I bet his kids are already sick of the "Old Country Buffet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I got nothing. I would like to mention that I'm tired of him saying "Fuck it, I'm retiring anyway" after his runs for 4 yards or less. The "Don't bother me, I'm retired" bumper sticker is a bit much as well. Jacobs is a bit of a showboater, and there's no room for that on the Giants. I think it's time to see what Chad Morton can do from the line of scrimmage. I heard him say the same thing when he fumbled against the Knicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 how about the fact that he wants to eat dinner at 4pm and he takes home the bread? I heard he takes his mom out to dinner with him, and he makes mom slip the soup crackers, pats of butter, and the ocassional linen napkin/utensils in her mock Gucci handbag (purchased at Sears). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I heard he takes his mom out to dinner with him, and he makes mom slip the soup crackers, pats of butter, and the ocassional linen napkin/utensils in her mock Gucci handbag (purchased at Sears). don't forget the sweet and low packets. btw, my first apt., my grandmother (RIP) gave me a full set of silverware with <Name withheld> Cafeteria stamped oneach piece. I still have a few pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohyah Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Coughlin has been cutting back on his workload for tactical purposes. It's called positioning yourselves for a high draft pick next year. Tom is a clever bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Coughlin has been cutting back on his workload for tactical purposes. It's called positioning yourselves for a high draft pick next year. Tom is a clever bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 don't forget the sweet and low packets. btw, my first apt., my grandmother (RIP) gave me a full set of silverware with Cafeteria stamped oneach piece. I still have a few pieces. Damn, Blu, you hit a nerve...well, not exactly a nerve, but a long lost memory. My Grandmother (God rest her soul) was NOTORIUS for lifting stuff from (place a name here) cafeteria/restaurant. She lived in New Rochelle, and she loved to go out to lunch with "the girls from work" once a week after she retired. Needless to say, an influx of dinner rolls, sugar packs, and anything else she could fit in her handbag showed up at the dinner table that night. Her favorite thing though, was to go into the city (Manhattan, for those not familiar), on special ocassions to a joint called "Patricia Murphy's", and lift their "Popovers". Those damn things were the best f'ing things on the face of the planet...even after a trip on the Metro in a handbag back to New Rochelle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayD Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I like eggs... You can have eggs in many different ways. Some folks lik'em scrambled, some like em over easy. Me? I'll have an omlet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbomb Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I think Tiki has been a distraction, which is why coughlin has started cutting back his work load. Luke has been mic'd for the past few games and there have been recordings of Tiki in the huddle. A few things he has been heard saying. Seahawks game "Hey guys, did you hear i'm retiring?" Bears game "I'm glad I', retiring this season". Once Tiki found out Luke was mic'd, he had his leg broke. As you see he often talks about rretiring in the huddle and it is distracting the team and they lose. It's even been rumured he now chants "Last season" when running the ball. frankly, i'm tired of Tiki holding this team back, it's time for the J Train. I mean hell if we're only gonna run 20 times anyway, may as well give it to the bruiser. Thoughts? Michael "I dress like a thrift store couch" Irvin is a journalistic Einstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Michael "I dress like a thrift store couch" Irvin is a journalistic Einstein. I agree, he's our generations Howard Cosel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeMesiS Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I agree, he's our generations Howard Cosel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Do you think it's a coincidence that the spate of injuries happened after Tiki announces his retirement? Look at the timeline--Tiki announces the retirement after the season, Lavar gets IR'd, then Toomer goes on injured reserve, then Osi gets injured, then Strahan. ...OK...I'll spell it out for you... Lavar: "Everyone's attention is on Tiki. I'm the big FA signing, all the attention should be on meee..." Toomer: "Tiki, Plaxico. Tiki, Plaxico. I'll show them..." Osi: "Offense, offense, offense. I'll get injured, then they'll be sorry." Strahan:"If you think I'm going to sit here and listen to 'what will we do without Osi' for a few weeks, you're out of your mind. We'll see who is more important to the DLine..." Tuck:"Oh sure. Pin this BS on the young guy. Fuck that." Short: "Ow." Emmons is a different story. I think he has an unrequited man-crush on our trainer. Now Tiki hurts his thumb. What a bunch of attention-whores! Yes, it's a joke. No, I haven't had the level of head trauma it would take to be serious with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeMesiS Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Do you think it's a coincidence that the spate of injuries happened after Tiki announces his retirement? Look at the timeline--Tiki announces the retirement after the season, Lavar gets IR'd, then Toomer goes on injured reserve, then Osi gets injured, then Strahan. ...OK...I'll spell it out for you... Lavar: "Everyone's attention is on Tiki. I'm the big FA signing, all the attention should be on meee..." Toomer: "Tiki, Plaxico. Tiki, Plaxico. I'll show them..." Osi: "Offense, offense, offense. I'll get injured, then they'll be sorry." Strahan:"If you think I'm going to sit here and listen to 'what will we do without Osi' for a few weeks, you're out of your mind. We'll see who is more important to the DLine..." Tuck:"Oh sure. Pin this BS on the young guy. Fuck that." Short: "Ow." Emmons is a different story. I think he has an unrequited man-crush on our trainer. Now Tiki hurts his thumb. What a bunch of attention-whores! Yes, it's a joke. No, I haven't had the level of head trauma it would take to be serious with this. You know, you have a point. What about Luke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 You know, you have a point. What about Luke? VG covered that in his first post. It was a "lesson". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeMesiS Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 VG covered that in his first post. It was a "lesson". Gotcha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feefifoefum Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 My nose has been running, and I just licked my upper lip and tasted snot. There must have been some left in my mustache after I last blew my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gateb Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Do you think it's a coincidence that the spate of injuries happened after Tiki announces his retirement? Look at the timeline--Tiki announces the retirement after the season, Lavar gets IR'd, then Toomer goes on injured reserve, then Osi gets injured, then Strahan. ...OK...I'll spell it out for you... Lavar: "Everyone's attention is on Tiki. I'm the big FA signing, all the attention should be on meee..." Toomer: "Tiki, Plaxico. Tiki, Plaxico. I'll show them..." Osi: "Offense, offense, offense. I'll get injured, then they'll be sorry." Strahan:"If you think I'm going to sit here and listen to 'what will we do without Osi' for a few weeks, you're out of your mind. We'll see who is more important to the DLine..." Tuck:"Oh sure. Pin this BS on the young guy. Fuck that." Short: "Ow." Emmons is a different story. I think he has an unrequited man-crush on our trainer. Now Tiki hurts his thumb. What a bunch of attention-whores! Yes, it's a joke. No, I haven't had the level of head trauma it would take to be serious with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 Do you think it's a coincidence that the spate of injuries happened after Tiki announces his retirement? Look at the timeline--Tiki announces the retirement after the season, Lavar gets IR'd, then Toomer goes on injured reserve, then Osi gets injured, then Strahan. ...OK...I'll spell it out for you... Lavar: "Everyone's attention is on Tiki. I'm the big FA signing, all the attention should be on meee..." Toomer: "Tiki, Plaxico. Tiki, Plaxico. I'll show them..." Osi: "Offense, offense, offense. I'll get injured, then they'll be sorry." Strahan:"If you think I'm going to sit here and listen to 'what will we do without Osi' for a few weeks, you're out of your mind. We'll see who is more important to the DLine..." Tuck:"Oh sure. Pin this BS on the young guy. Fuck that." Short: "Ow." Emmons is a different story. I think he has an unrequited man-crush on our trainer. Now Tiki hurts his thumb. What a bunch of attention-whores! Yes, it's a joke. No, I haven't had the level of head trauma it would take to be serious with this. When I grow up, i want to be smart and clever like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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