BronxRik

Offer the entire Oline$1 million at the end of the season for not allowing any sacks/pressures. They can divvy up the million at the end of the season. Also fine any olineman $100,00 who gives up a sack during the season. I bet the sucky line fixes itself. Fine Jones if he takes off running. Bench him if he doesn't throw 8 TD's by week 4. These things have a way of working themselves out, ya feel me?

I knew 99% of the board are too young to know the Bowser I was talking about. Not that Bowser...this Boswer (from Sha Na Na): Let the boomer jokes commence.

Bowser.

The Illuminati will enlighten him. I have a feeling that guy is going to be the leader of the line.

So he's a Schlotty guard?

All who talk badly of LT are dead to me. Dead I tell you.

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Yay?

"Scorned lovers" Priceless Pdub. Like most things in life, there are ways to go about things, and his post is a prime example of how not to go about things. Plenty of fans were on board with him from criticizing our own front office in the way they handled the Oline, to saying we should have tagged Jones and taken care of him. No reason to say he was on the wrong side of the rivalry or that he's happy to be an Eagle. As has been said for days, there were tons of semi positive things he could have said to the fans that were faithful to him during the bad times. This is what's called "burning bridges". He's happy, good for him. Burns is also happy, good for us.

I also seem to remember a photoshopped pic of a private jet that supposedly flew Plax in. Honestly, I had no idea what Photoshop was back then and thought it was real. Good times, good times.

Yeah, he was, but as evidenced by my not listing him....forgettable. I'd just like us to get our own Kelce/Gronk/Kittle type of guy. We need a TE dude, dude.

2005? Yeah, they called and wanted their beach theme back.

Pot meet kettle.

I guess if we take a WR at 6 he's going to be a #1 when Wandale hasn't really been given a chance yet to be the alpha WR. I'd just rather have Bowers if he's there than a WR, especially with all the WR depth in this draft. As much as all of us have been waiting for the 2nd coming of LT, we haven't had a great TE since Mark Bavaro. Ok, maybe since the Black Unicorn, but still....rather have Bowers was all I meant.

Never heard of the guy until yesterday. The locals were all afire because he left. Jacobs whoever they scrounge up, will certainly miss him.

Stop. Just....stop it. You're just jealous Schoen isn't implementing your plan...AGAIN! Burns is going to bring us all satisSACKtion this year.

Stimpy, you idiot.....The Pats are re-signing Onwenu to a three-year, $57 million deal with $38 million guaranteed. Was never gonna happen, although, if you threw $157 million (Hunt and Onwenu) at the Oline, even Tommy Cutlets could succeed.

Bowers. The next George Kittle. It's too soon to give up on Wandale, he hasn't had anyone to throw to him. QB and WR next draft, although as was pointed out to me, Arch Manning is available in '26 not '25. Somehow we're going to get him. Archie is going to make sure of that.

I'm still hoping Jones shows why he got all that money. Hoping for a better line so we can see what he can really do for at least his last year. We've seen him play pretty good even with a shit line on occasion so, full of hope...again.

Maybe we get lucky and this turns out to be one of those guys that gets a fire under his ass with a different team. WTF do I know, I live in Vegas, my whole life is a crapshoot.

Who gives a shit. We got Thibs and Burns now. Saquon won't be running anywhere. The Eagles lost Kelce and some other Eagle douche. That line will be okay, but it won't be the same. Plus Feltcher Cox retired. Not gonna be the same Eagles. Saquon should have gone to the Bears. They've got the capital to do something special if they play their cards right. Fuck the Eagles and GO GIANTS!

I wish my bosses doubled employee salaries every year.

It's ok, you're no Lughead. We trust you.