Chuck Wagon

Good..now...you have to do your part to uphold what apparently is a Giant tradition...assuming they are wearing their home blue jersey. Mid-way through the 3rd Quarter ...you need to be hammered off your ass..I mean....literally a breathe away for unconsciousness and practically nonverbal ...but still some how able to find the strength and will yourself up on your feet...at which point you are to grab your junk with both hands. After a brief respite to both gather yourself and draw the necessary level of attention.......tradition dictates that you yell.... to no one specially.... "I got you right here Secaucus!" ... At which point...you then do a 360 back into your seat...being sure to stick the landing and retrieve your beer. I am not not sure what it is all about or how it originated......but it has happened at that last three games I have been to in the Meadowlands and Met. Be advised....if someone yells back "Fuck Patterson...." ...you are obligated....by New Jersey State statute..which is derived from English Common Law..... to fight them. C. Wagon

Big arm. ..and athletic. The type of guy we havent had at Iowa since Brad Banks...cause that would fuck up Frentz's ..."lets make the defense do it all" plan. C. Wagon

...now please see our producers after the show and collect your $35 million participation winnings.... ...and thank you for playing "MLB Guaranteed Contract". C. Wagon

Yeah...that first quarter of the Critus was brutal. That is what we call the Keystone Cops phase of the game here in Iowa. We dedicate at least one complete quarter of every big game to having our guys run into each other as our coaches find all the stuff out they missed in film session. Wildcats had our DC totally out schemed. Once they decided to run a zone....and not both a zone and man to man at the same time (apparently) it settled down. If you look at that play half the backfield was doing zone and half was doing Man.....all necessary for the Iowa tried and true bowl game strategy of spotting your opponent 7 and then loosing 20 - 17. Fucking Hawkeyes hate me. C. Wagon

Watched him play for three years....he is plenty athletic and smarter than shit shakes.....has great hands. You are going to like him a lot Shakes. C. Wagon

I get it...the guy is a douche....but...what exactly is he being suspended for? https://news.yahoo.com/trevor-bauer-suspended-2-full-201704417.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall C. Wagon

What a horrible story. 24.....Jesus. C. Wagon

You are going to love Matt Sherzer....he will get that entire franchise straightened out....sort of a Kirk Gibson...that pitches. C. Wagon

Bet he got to sign off on it. Hope Arians is okay...abrupt retirements like that are often for bad reasons. C. Wagon

What NFL Team..doesnt have a black coach on their offensive staff....? I would be shocked if there wasnt one on every team right now. C. Wagon

I like him too.....great run support...ball hawk...can cover a TE or a WR......smart. Can play all over the field..... C. Wagon

They are going to have to hire a fulltime "Caretaker" for this guy.....two dozen plus allegations of everything from inappropriate touching to forced oral sex...if even half of this stuff is true.......dude's got a problem. C. Wagon

.....and it is not even that good.....they get the 20th and 40th pick in the draft. This was straight up steel. C. Wagon

I think what what J meant to say is .....not if the woman is on top. (This was low hanging fruit for Shred and Bronxie J) C. Wagon

I am not seeing Linderbaum going to the Gmen in any mocks....or him going before 14th..... Man I hope you are right. C. Wagon

I would be interested to see his numbers in outdoor cold venues during late fall and winter months vs. indoor venues or out doors during warm weather months or locations. For some reason I have it in my head that the colder it got...the more issues he had..and by cold...I mean...under 50 degrees. Either way...he is going to be playing or a guy that can throw a ball through a wall...so.... C.W agon

LOL C. Wagon

KC number surprises me... C. Wagon

Yeah....check that....pistol whip Billy Beane. Looks like the Yanks made a good move the other day. Donaldson will light a fire under their ass fo' sure assuming he and Cole don't but each other on the DL. Now just need a 1b man to set the infield with DJ being the swiss army knife for rest/DH days........and hope Hicks doesn't rice crispy ....again in the outfield. Them doing away with the shift is going to solve a lot of problem for Gallo.... C. Wagon

Yeah....me neither. So.....apparently there is going to be a season this year. ........crickets. I'd love to go back in a time machine and pistol with the fuck out of 1999 Bud Selig. C. Wagon

Would have loved to have had 2015 Rudolph. C. Wagon

If the Texans land Olsen in a trade as rumored....and Young is ready for MLB 3B...and if Krenshaw decides to close out his career at home like Ryan did....They are a #2 and a closer away from being top 5 team. C. Wagon

Yo is right....he checked him pretty fucking hard. C. Wagon

P...what do you think this means.....the Mara's are racist and Tiki crossed the line sucking up to them so Stephen A is putting one over the bow and warning him not to do it again? I don't think it is a question that he straight p threatened him.... Interesting. C.W agon

Is sounds like from that tweet you put up that he is an expert on the Bills offense they are looking to insert....almost like having another OC in the QB Room. Given the QB Room(s) Jones has had the last three years....makes some sense to surround him with a Poindexter mentor type. Cant hurt. C. Wagon