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Chuck Wagon

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  1. Last I heard Synder was looking to trade away all of his 1st rounders for eternity to the Rams to get RG3..... C. Wagon
  2. There was a Bounty Bowl Lug http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_Bowl C. Wagon
  3. I don't think so........ I'm not thinking that D was all that special... say in comparison to the 86' and 90' LT defenses. ...I might even give the edge to 11' D over the 07 D....as long as I get to just count the last 6 games or so:) C Wagon
  4. We need about 15 more trades that don't bare any fruit for us....and steal us blind. C. Wagon
  5. Actually you can...but the ratio of Mayo, onion, and chicken to chicken shit...has to be on the order of 1000 to 1...otherwise...people are going to get sick. C. Wgaon
  6. You make a good point.... I could do with a couple more nights like last night... C.W agon
  7. 46 Super Bowls....only 5 guys are two time MVPs...Bart Star, Terry Bradsaw, Joe Montana, Tom Brady.....and Eli Fucking Manning. Yeah...I think he has a pretty good shot at the Hall. C. wagon
  8. Not yet...but I'm real close to busting this one wide open. Dog...what's your favorite color? C. Wagon
  9. Damnit First.Damnit ....but sometimes you just beat all ...come on man work with me...i was a C Hair from smoking his ass out. The "Newark" reference ....was a fain..to take an different angle on him.......to play to his ego..to get his guard down...and have him to go..."The Dog thinks you're a fool...something to play with ...everyone knows the Original I-Dog was from Newark and has potato". He was totally set up to walk into that snare....and boom...then...then ....we got the bastard. Just based on that alone we could then safely assume a whole host of things...... Mostly...he's a self-hating Giant Fan from Newark....I'm guessing 35 ..maybe 37...possibly wrestling with some sexual issues....who is neither an Italian nor a dog. Look, The Miracle in Meadowlands fucked a lot of good people up back in 78';....Newark was especially hard hit. Suicides....people flying into a rage upon seeing the colors silver, white, and green in any combination. ...the fact that nobody in Newark has been named either Edward or Herman in close to three decades shows just how fucked up that Berg is and has stayed. The total break down in civil order..the Dog would have been just a fucking kid back then...barely walking...seeing your old man...uncle...any male role model in the fetal position..for weeks...months...that's some heavy shit for his toddler ass.....dude had a choice...he could fill up a cross space with drifters and girl scouts...or come here. See..once we would have gotten him on record as being from Newark...the jig was totally up on the Dog and we could have eventually tracked him down to whatever flop house shit hole he is currently living in and gotten him the help he needs...at a minimum we could get there before Joemorris, Blu, and Nas show up with the the blacket party team. But noooo.... You got to be Mr. "I got a Link".....and thanks to that....we might never be able to find him...and help him. I'm pretty sure he is on to us now...cause the dude can read. . Look, I'm going to get a bunch of downers and go watch the Silence of the Lambs for 5 days straights.....when I come back....I'll have a new strategy....for Christsakes....play along this time. The Dog is in pain....we got to help. C. Wgaon
  10. Okay...definitely not Newark......the Potatoes are a dead give away... C. Wagon
  11. I'm thinking that is Italian Hotdog for..."you're getting warm"....if you were to order an Italian Hotdog....what would yours have on it? C. Wagon
  12. Why Italian Hotdog? I mean there are finer cuts of meat (and that term is loosely applied with regards to a hotdog) you could have gone with.....was Italian Braciola maybe overshooting the common man angle you were looking to achieve..possibly?... Or was Italian Braciola simply too redundant? Or...does the name not have anything to do with food at all...or were you simply laying some sort of perverse ironic trap...cause most people would view an Italian Hotdog as being a sausage..except if that person was from....North Jersey.... ....wait a minute....wait one fucking minute.....is it a clue? C. Wagon.
  13. This is an incredibly efficient offer on your part...almost as impressive as never once...not in 4 years...ever falling out of speaking in the 3rd person about yourself. I don't' have any questions at this time but reserve the right to make inquires later. Thank you Mr. Dog. C. Wagon.
  14. My favorite......cause it won the game. C. Wagon
  15. If not for two busted pass coverages.......the fuckers would have only put put three fucking points. Seriously, they had two long plays...thats it. Other then that ...the Giants D pretty much stoned them. C. Wagon
  16. I dont' know...chasing Jimmy Johnson away and bringing in Barry Switzer was about as brilliant a move as I have ever seen...other then when the Cardinals bought Bud Wilkingson out of the Nursing home back in the 70's.......unfortunately for Bud..it was a shorter drive into the ditch with the "cardiac Cards' then Barra" had with the Akmin Cowboys. C. Wagon.
  17. What is the Giants injury situation? C. Wagon
  18. See...i was hoping you would come in and clear this up UK. English is a very difficult language to understand....you guys say "Bugger" when you mean ass fuck....here in the states....Bugger is like the second most common man in Mississippi. C.W agon
  19. Given our mother tongue originated in the United Kingdom...I think we need to turn to the Brits on this one. My understanding is the British Scale is Pussy first........then Twat....then eventually elevated to the global word Cunt...which is like Pussy Cubed and then Squared if this word was a mathematical equation. That being said....I don't think The Dog meets the standard. My guess is he'll be in win or lose on the Super Bowl and either take his medicine...or talk some more shit....in the third person, which even now...I find pretty amusing. C. Wagon
  20. Exactly...the guy that graduates last in his class in Med School...is still called Doctor. The G-Man are a good NFL team with exceptional talent were it really counts...and they are peaking at the right moment. C. Wagon
  21. The kid does have some game...but he has got to mix in some coke and hookers if he has any hope of getting his name up in the RIng of Honor along side The Playmaker.....I mean a night club fight...without a fire arm.....that is Daryl Johnston pedestrian shit. You got to really want it...to be in this mans league. http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoS1t5BZPfBEAmnWJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3cnMybzJvBHNsawNpbWc-?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3DCowboy%2BMichael%2Birvin%2Barrested%2Brecord%26fr%3Dyfp-t-701%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D0&w=350&h=395&imgurl=0.tqn.com%2Fd%2Fcrime%2F1%2F0%2Fi%2FS%2Firvin_m.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcrime.about.com%2Fod%2Ffamousdiduno%2Fig%2Fsports_mugshots%2Firvin_m.htm&size=16.8+KB&name=Michael+Irvin+Mugshot+-+Sports+Stars+Mugshot+Gallery&p=Cowboy+Michael+irvin+arrested+record&oid=7c4a1cc4cfc1262832aefcd00c1deb59&fr2=piv-web&fr=yfp-t-701&tt=Michael%2BIrvin%2BMugshot%2B-%2BSports%2BStars%2BMugshot%2BGallery&b=0&ni=21&no=0&tab=organic&ts=&sigr=1255a4ek9&sigb=13tampkad&sigi=1151jsoal&.crumb=qZuLwsOPryK Going to County...is like going to Chuckie Cheese for the real Cowboys. C.Wagon
  22. LOL....that sounds like something John Maddan would say G-Roc. C. Wagon
  23. I just want a motherfucker who knows who is an eligible receiver for a pass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrhRZ0EcpRs The G-Man are due fellas.....the zebra's fucking owe... ...and fuck that no talent fuck Steve Mariucci and his overplayed act on the NFL network ....he's been dismissing this ass rape of a call all week. C. Wagon
  24. I was thinking the same thing this morning......Brady (35), Bress, (34) P. Manning (36)....all on the back end of their careers....still great..but entering the end.....Eli just turned 31 and coming into the sweet spot of his career......of his peers....Rogers is very good..and 29....and Ben Roethlisberger 30......both great OBs with big upside...but trade for Eli....why? At best its a lateral move...and this year...not even that. Romo.(32)...? Not in the conversation....Ryan...still has time...mid 20s....he's not there yet....same with Cutler.........I think if Flaco could get some receivers that could actually get open...he might be something. Yeah, he is "elite"....can't see there is a conversation on it If he puts together 5 more years like the last one...with a Super Bowl in there...we are going to be having a very legit conversation on HOF. But...he has a way to go yet career wise...Thank God. C. Wagon
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