NightFire Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 It's all my fault. Let me paint you an enthralling tale of action and pointlessness. When Umenyiora left the team I bought a Amukamara jersey as a replacement at the beginning of the season and then the shit storm hit which we are all familiar with. For the Vikings game and Eagles game I didn't bother to wear the jersey and now a stunning winning streak. So in summation...screw you Amukamara and your cursed jersey. Let the healing begin. Puppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeGL Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 You should go to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted October 29, 2013 Author Share Posted October 29, 2013 Screw you guys. Here I am pouring my heart out in a bid for healing and this is the support I get. Fuck you guys, I am wearing the jersey this weekend out of spite. When the Giants lose you will only have yourselves to blame. The Amukamara cursed jersey is not to be trifled with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gman329 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Keep wearing it. I want a top 5 draft pick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 All this time I thought it was the Giants B-ball cap I bought before the season started. Whew, thanks Wolf for clearing that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Well, so much for the theories of bad coaching, sloppy play, dwindling talent, and injuries. I feel foolish now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 See, it's not Wolfie's fault, or the jersey. It's the TSA's fault for letting Wolfie's bad Juju across the border. Damn Canadians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I'm totally perplexed on how I should react to this photo. The only thing I'm sure of is that it is probably hanging in a goth chick's bedroom somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It's the bad juju over-flow from the rancid Blue Bombers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I'm totally perplexed on how I should react to this photo. The only thing I'm sure of is that it is probably hanging in a goth chick's bedroom somewhere. I have the weirdest boner right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I have the weirdest boner right now... You do know that's illegal in all but 5 U.S. states, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 See, it's not Wolfie's fault, or the jersey. It's the TSA's fault for letting Wolfie's bad Juju across the border. Damn Canadians. It's a blessing that I couldn't make it to the Vikings-Giants game. The vortex of malevolent forces would have destroyed many a Giants season. There are two rules to cursed Amukamara jersey; so the grizzled old Chinese merchant told me. You do not return it to it's headquarters and you most definitely do not eat wearing it after midnight. Is it peculiar that the jersey smells like burn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 When you look directly overhead, do you see footballs in the sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Keep wearing it. I want a top 5 draft pick! Thats over. They are playing well enough to steal a few to get us out of the top 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblue25 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 We've done well with those picks that were in the 15-19 range though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gman329 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Thats over. They are playing well enough to steal a few to get us out of the top 10. Yeah, I'm afraid you're right. I was hoping for Mathews but from what I read - and I'm waiting to hear from the draft guys here, who I trust more than most - there are four OL's worthy of picking in the first round. I want one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblue25 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Matthews or Lewan is who I would want. Brandon Schreff from Iowa is an OT I like that is moving up boards. Don't know if a am big fan of Kouandjio. Cameron Erving might be perfect cause he's a developmental prospect who should sit a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 I am banking on the unpronounceable name draft pick. The cursed Amukamara jersey needs to be replaced with a just as interesting name. Also screw you guys for high jacking my thread and talking real football. Evil puppy is not amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblue25 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 We need to draft Ifo Ekpre-Olumu a CB from Oregon then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted October 5, 2014 Author Share Posted October 5, 2014 Well how the tides have turned. I refused to wear the jersey because of last year but in week three I decided to throw caution to the wind, also the Giants could not have played worse anyway, and wore the jersey. Now the Giants are on a great winning streak. So in summation...thank you Amukamara and your jersey of awesome and light. Superbowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 ALL HAIL SATAN'S PUPPY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 The most adorable hell spawn ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cut Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 You could wear a jersey made out of a leprechaun's anus and it wouldn't help. NYGs are going down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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