Sephiroth Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Yes, ladies and gentlemen... the time has come to board the Bill Cowher Bandwagon. Please check my signature for further details. You heard that correctly. Like that Giants great Jim Fassel, I'm pushing all my chips to the center of the table. Despite our "winning" record, I boldly proclaim, "This team is not making the playoffs. Anyone that wants to get in can get in. Anyone who wants out can get out."The bandwagon is now boarding. Bill Cowher, Seer of Seers, Coach of Coaches, needs to be the next head coach of the New York Giants. Not an opinion, a fact. The Cowher Manifesto is canon around these parts, and soon you'll all be groveling for a chance to board the 'wagon. Now, I'm sure it will take time for most of you to appreciate the genius of this inevitability. Genius, as you all know, is seldom recognized in its own time. However, as you invariably come around, I won't permit carte blanche to just hop on the Cowher Bandwagon any time you like. This is an exclusive wagon of greatness... unfit for the naysayers, lilly-livered, or limp-wristed. You may notice that there is only room for three more of you... so as this season inevitably crumbles, whether it be 7-9, 6-10, or 5-11, three more is all that will be permitted. Three shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. You can select whether you'd like to play the trombone or trumpet as they are available, but once those spots are gone, they're gone. There will be no, "well, now that we're 5-10 I want a spot!" The Cowher Bandwagon is for believers only, not fair-weather Cowher fans. All aboard, ladies and gentlemen. Prepare to laugh in the face of the naysayers as their taunts fall impotent against the wall of your iron will. Embrace your greatness. I'll see you all on the Bandwagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK-Giantsfan Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 yawn You may have missed the part where "your taunts fall impotent against my iron will." I suggest you go back and read that part again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA4M Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Isn't TC out after this year anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Who? Reports are Sean Payton is out of NO come the end of the season if he wants. Maybe a return to NY is in order if Coughlin decides to hang it up at the end of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Who? Reports are Sean Payton is out of NO come the end of the season if he wants. Maybe a return to NY is in order if Coughlin decides to hang it up at the end of the year. That's a realistic scenario. If Coughlin leaves, I'd want them to look hard at Brian Kelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echochamber Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 A new coach won't mean shit as long as that fool Jerry Reese is still GM... and John Mara is too blind to purge the entire front office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblue25 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 That's a realistic scenario. If Coughlin leaves, I'd want them to look hard at Brian Kelly. Me too and I don't think Payton coming back is realistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I'm thinking the Giants go 8-8 or better and no changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herc Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 supposedly payton is going to miami. i dont want him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblue25 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Hearing Saban to the Colts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herc Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 They're already better off with pep Hamilton gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K3VIN Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Maybe Fassel can come back and take away his call playing and lead us to another Superbowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigblue25 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 They're already better off with pep Hamilton gone And Pagano's gone, even if they were to pull off the Super Bowl they are still firing Pagano. Pep Hamilton was supposed to be future HC material and I think he'll get another gig. Some are the blaming the Colts culture and still think highly of Pep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blindgreed1 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 That's a realistic scenario. If Coughlin leaves, I'd want them to look hard at Brian Kelly. You shut your fat ugly face PDUB! Kelly isn't going anywhere! He's the first coach to bring the winning tradition back to South Bend since Louie. No SIR! NO SIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 You shut your fat ugly face PDUB! Kelly isn't going anywhere! He's the first coach to bring the winning tradition back to South Bend since Louie. No SIR! NO SIR! Hey, my first choice is Coughlin stays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blindgreed1 Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Hey, my first choice is Coughlin stays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted November 14, 2015 Author Share Posted November 14, 2015 Who? Reports are Sean Payton is out of NO come the end of the season if he wants. Maybe a return to NY is in order if Coughlin decides to hang it up at the end of the year. The difference is, Cowher has gone to the playoffs with Maddox, Stewart, and O'Donnell. Payton has a hard time making it with Brees at QB. Cowher is pretty much Lombardi, Landry, and Parcells rolled into one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gman329 Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 The difference is, Cowher has gone to the playoffs with Maddox, Stewart, and O'Donnell. Payton has a hard time making it with Brees at QB. Cowher is pretty much Lombardi, Landry, and Parcells rolled into one. And the chances of Cowher coaching the Giants is about the same as those three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 It's nice someone has taken the initiative to fill the Giants section with such drivel. What did we used to call that in the good old days? Trolling? Miss that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted November 14, 2015 Author Share Posted November 14, 2015 Remember, there's only three spots left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 It only took Dick LeBeau to arrive and build his defense before Cowher won a playoff game. Wonder if LeBeau would be interested in a HC job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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