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And if my dog starts shitting 50 dollar bills, I'll be a millionaire in like 30 years.

Yeah, but not by much: assuming your dog shits twice a day--2 x 365 x 30 x 50 = 1,095,000

 

But that's before taxes--and I'm not sure if that gets taxed as earned income or as a gift. Do you get to depreciate dog food, and if you do, is this an investment?

 

You've got some really thought-provoking posts going on in here.

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Yeah, but not by much: assuming your dog shits twice a day--2 x 365 x 30 x 50 = 1,095,000

 

But that's before taxes--and I'm not sure if that gets taxed as earned income or as a gift. Do you get to depreciate dog food, and if you do, is this an investment?

 

You've got some really thought-provoking posts going on in here.

 

Not to mention the expense of the money laundering. Literally.

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