Treehugger Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 You could wear a jersey made out of a leprechaun's anus and it wouldn't help. NYGs are going down. Wait, just how big is a leprechaun's asshole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Wait, just how big is a leprechaun's asshole? And wouldn't it be a green jersey? For that matter, was the leprechaun killed; or was the anus surgically harvested, with the leprechaun running around with a little bag? What are the statutes for hunting humanoid species? Oh man, so many legal/ethical questions opened up with that post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandolphScott Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I left my hat at my girlfriends house after we lost to the Cardinals. 3-0 since. She has since threatened to move the hat, I have since threatened to break up with her. Hat stays or I go. Hat has stayed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK-Giantsfan Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 i have been standing on 1 leg for field goals this season..........so far ...so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blindgreed1 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I'm totally perplexed on how I should react to this photo. The only thing I'm sure of is that it is probably hanging in a goth chick's bedroom somewhere. She moved to Veags a couple of years ago and it doesn't "hang." It sits about 3 feet from her bed. It's the "head throne." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I wore my feagles jersey during the 2 losses and also wore it during the 3 wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I left my hat at my girlfriends house after we lost to the Cardinals. 3-0 since. She has since threatened to move the hat, I have since threatened to break up with her. Hat stays or I go. Hat has stayed. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted October 12, 2014 Author Share Posted October 12, 2014 And wouldn't it be a green jersey? For that matter, was the leprechaun killed; or was the anus surgically harvested, with the leprechaun running around with a little bag? What are the statutes for hunting humanoid species? Oh man, so many legal/ethical questions opened up with that post... Definitely many ethical questions. You would have to commit genocide to harvest enough leprechaun asshole to make the requisite XXXL jersey needed by an Eagles fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cut Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Sorry for the loss, guys. GL against Dallas next week! I'll be rootin for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DayneForNoGain Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Sorry for the loss, guys. GL against Dallas next week! I'll be rootin for ya. I'll be rooting for a scoreless tie as jerruh jones stadium crumbles around them. :big F-U: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazedDogs Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 I'm kind of glad they lost so I can drop the artificial pessimism. Then again, all they did was give me more reason for pessimism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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